TOPIC: lettermans top ten about boats

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Boats Over Women


And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44-footer for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one boat at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's boat and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary boat doesn't mind if you keep another boat for a backup.

#6 - Your boat will stay with you even if you run out of energy.

#5 - A boat will give you the closet and store its stuff in the garage.

#4 - Boats function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A boat doesn't ask , "Does my faded gelcoat make me look ugly?"

#2 - A boat doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason why men prefer boats over women.....

#1 - You can buy a cover for your boat!

for all the ladies out there i didnt write this david letterman did,so dont shoot the messenger,lol,john

I just read the list to my wife and she just rolled her eyes.

Whats up with that?

Best thing is being able to feel the bow and stern at anytime without a protest. My boat never said, "Not Now". And if it could talk she would say, "Lets try something new." And That was great, fast or slow your the best. And how about,"Tie me up when we are done."

thats great john. and rob a couple more. luv the tie me up one. ron