TOPIC: Confession

Confession 3 years 4 months ago #145244

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A 93 year old man walks into a Catholic church and enters the confessional. Soon, the priest also enters and as he is seated, the old man says,
"Please hear my confession."
"What have you to confess, my son?"
"I spent the whole weekend with two young women and we had wild sex at least ten times."
"You are guilty of lust, a mortal sin in the eyes of God. Say three Hail Marys, four Our Fathers and do an act of contrition."
"I can't do that. I'm Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"

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