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Cletus 2 months 3 weeks ago #144914

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Cletus was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy Cletus! Can't you learn anything?”

Cletus' mama decided to meet with his teacher to discuss the situation. The teacher told her Cletus was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career. Cletus' mama, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son and moved from Knoxville to Atlanta.

Twenty years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Her doctors advised surgery and recommended that she go to Atlanta to have it performed by the best neurosurgeon in the country. The teacher decided to have the procedure which was remarkably successful.

In the recovery room, she saw the doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but instead her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what suddenly went wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Cletus, the janitor, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

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Cletus 2 months 3 weeks ago #144921

LOL nice set up!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Cletus 2 months 3 weeks ago #144922

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what goes around comes around even if ole Clete had to wait 20 yrs. He got even. :S

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Cletus 2 months 3 weeks ago #144927

I needed that!!!
LMAO!!!
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