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Gorilla 7 months 3 weeks ago #141189

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This guy came home to find a gorilla up in one of his trees. He called the SPCA, Gorilla Control Division. They sent a man out right away who arrived with a big net, a .357 magnum and a pit bull.

"What are you going to do?," the homeowner asked.

"This is a specially trained dog. Here...you hold the gun while I get the net ready. I'll climb up in the tree and try to shake the gorilla down. If I do, as soon as he hits the ground, the dog will chomp down on the gorilla's testicles and that will paralyze him long enough for me to get the net over him

"Well what am I supposed to do with this gun?"

"If the gorilla shakes me down instead, shoot the dog."
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Gorilla 7 months 3 weeks ago #141190

Sure glad we don't have gorillas around this neck of the woods!!
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Gorilla 7 months 3 weeks ago #141198

Bwhahahahaha!!!!! That one was funny, thanks I needed that!!!

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Gorilla 7 months 3 weeks ago #141199

LOL good one!

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