TOPIC: Gorilla

Gorilla 4 years 6 months ago #141189

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This guy came home to find a gorilla up in one of his trees. He called the SPCA, Gorilla Control Division. They sent a man out right away who arrived with a big net, a .357 magnum and a pit bull.

"What are you going to do?," the homeowner asked.

"This is a specially trained dog. Here...you hold the gun while I get the net ready. I'll climb up in the tree and try to shake the gorilla down. If I do, as soon as he hits the ground, the dog will chomp down on the gorilla's testicles and that will paralyze him long enough for me to get the net over him

"Well what am I supposed to do with this gun?"

"If the gorilla shakes me down instead, shoot the dog."

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Gorilla 4 years 6 months ago #141190

All Dunn II Offline Contributing Member Posts: 592 Karma: 20 Thank you received: 14	Sure glad we don't have gorillas around this neck of the woods!! Bill Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Gorilla 4 years 6 months ago #141198

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Gorilla 4 years 6 months ago #141199

Waterwings Offline Contributing Member Posts: 4885 Karma: 107 Thank you received: 99	LOL good one! Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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